thankyoucorndog:

infamousnfamous:

nayx:

my favourite video on the whole internet

I HEARD THE AUDIO POST OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A VIDEO

Yes! This is Matt Mulholland, a really talented musician who also has great hits such as the three-part chorus piece comprised only of the word “penis” and this surprisingly upsetting cover of Rebecca Black’s “Friday”.

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via pizza)

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth.

Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)

(via samologist)

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

(Source: gucciballs, via jeannettehigginbotham)

kyary:

you cant spell lonely without “anime character as facebook profile picture”

(via dropthebeatanddomyacapellas)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via oomshi)

paradiseprogram:

I don’t feel like enough people saw this puppy

paradiseprogram:

I don’t feel like enough people saw this puppy

(Source: bassets, via foodnun)

bookofmatchesinmyhand:

OUR BABIES ON TIME SQUARE!!
OOOHH YEAH!!

bookofmatchesinmyhand:

OUR BABIES ON TIME SQUARE!!

OOOHH YEAH!!

(via wennkillz)

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes

(via jeannettehigginbotham)

iamtonysexual:

wholockian-221b:

iamfandomstyle:

Please tell me this is a gag reel

Nope.This is an actual scene from the show.

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thAT LITTLE JUMP SAM DOES IN THE SECOND GIF OH GOD

(Source: tiny-wonderland, via joey-smith-universe)

Instagram

(Source: foreveronrepeat)

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime, via resurrectingasettingsun)

awwww-cute:

The tiny beagle makes her first trip to the park

awwww-cute:

The tiny beagle makes her first trip to the park

(via resurrectingasettingsun)

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via harryandlace)